I give my boyfriend a blowjob like this and think about whether to write me an article about this … This is
how the topic for today’s conversation arose. Indeed, what thoughts are floating in the beautiful heads, working hard on the penis and testicles. Today I am too lazy to come up with a long introduction in order to mentally prepare you for the stream of vulgarities, so we will assign the publication a rating of “18+” by default and let’s get down to business.
What girls think when they give a blowjob
1. “The main thing is to endure the first couple of minutes”
No matter how clean your lover may be, his childbearing accessories can hardly be called sterile. Even after a shower, a thin soapy film will remain on the skin, which affects the taste characteristics of the unit.
If the partner went at least once due to minor need, then salty notes are mixed with the taste of the detergent. As they say, a coward is not a coward, but the last straw … And I would prefer to remain silent about a chaotic blowjob. For example, when you decide to please your boyfriend in the wrong place, and his boyfriend spent the whole day in tight jeans. Usually, the discomfort disappears after 2-3 minutes of licking, but this time must be endured.
2. “We need to make a list of top-priority things.”
A classic of the genre that includes thinking about work, a long-planned renovation, cooking the next day, making a shopping list, and so on and so forth. We are busy girls, and the principles of time management teach us to combine processes to the maximum. One hell, blowjob does not bring pleasure, so at least the upcoming affairs will be able to be streamlined.
3. “To look in the eyes or not?”
Have you ever noticed that porn actresses, kneeling and looking into the eyes of their partner, are very reminiscent of the girl from the movie “The Ring”. Smeared mascara emphasizes natural bruises, cheekbones are marked so that professional contouring nervously smokes on the sidelines, jaw dropped, almost to the baseboard. Beauty!
Some guys like to see a similar scene, while others get oral sex from a Japanese ghost scares to a brown rockfall. In order not to ask stupid questions, I recommend asking your soul mate about his preferences.
4. “I hope the kids fell asleep.”
Believe me, it’s not too pleasant to be caught during a blowjob. But if you are caught off guard by your own children, then the situation becomes extremely awkward. The younger ones will have to forcefully explain about pistils and stamens in order to avoid psychological trauma. The older ones will understand everything without further ado and reconsider their opinion regarding the level of decency of their parents.
5. “I wonder how deep I can take it?”
Competitive instinct comes into play. After watching porn with sword swallowers , every girl involuntarily has curiosity. We are becoming interested in how deeply you can take a member into your mouth without the risk of damaging the tonsils and suffocating. Shy ladies confine themselves to reflections on this topic, and beauties more decisively try to perform an ingenious trick. If the penis has entered to the very root, then for the rest of the time we are in pride from the done feint. Well, if the unit stalled in the middle, then the failure is attributed to the lover’s impressive masculinity.
6. “My hand is about to dry up”
For obvious reasons, it is impossible to do a blowjob with just your mouth and lips. Naturally, we help ourselves with our hand, some with our left, some with our right (depending on individual preferences). Over time, the working body begins to get tired, the brush literally falls off. After 10-15 minutes of active stimulation, the pain shoots into the tendons.
The worst thing is the inability to change your hand, because the manipulations will need to start over and re-select the ideal pace. Probably, over the years of frequent masturbation, the guys got used to such loads, but the girls find it difficult to withstand a handjob marathon without thinking: “A little more and my limb will be amputated.”
7. “How do I look from the outside?”
Oh, this is the pursuit of aesthetics with a slight touch of voyeurism. An awkward situation is not a reason to be ugly. That is why ladies do not like to look in the eyes and often deliberately choose uncomfortable poses that hide the flaws of the figure as much as possible. “Suddenly someone comes into the room, and I look awful,” thinks every second average blowjob girl .
8. “Fucking cat! I think he’s watching us “
Pet owners have bouts of pursuit mania during erotic games (it doesn’t matter, blow job or regular sex). Cats, dogs and other four-legged companions seem to deliberately spur paranoia. Our smaller brothers like to sit in front of the fucking owners and watch the process with genuine interest. Some impudent people strive to intervene altogether. No respect for privacy!
9. “I’ll try a new trick”
An irrepressible craving for innovation is a common problem for female fans. We will read a couple of articles on the topic of sex, we will draw from them a lot of useful information and, on occasion, we will not miss the chance to use the recommendations of the author. Admit it, have you tried some of the tips from my opuses? And How? Did your man like it?
Unfortunately, the text of the publication is not recorded on the subcortex and, certainly, does not pop up automatically at the right moment. At first, we intensely remember the technique of performing the trick, and only then a short exclamation from Gagarin sounds in our head: “Well, let’s go!”.
10. “If only I don’t throw up “
Some guys, in a fit of passion, do not control frictions . As they approach ejaculation, they accelerate and are hammered into the throat with a ram. This happens unknowingly, so you shouldn’t blame your boyfriend for abuse and love of scarfing .
The head of the penis touches the laryngeal tongue, provoking a gag reflex. The throat contracts treacherously. We feel how the previously eaten yogurt rises up the esophagus. And again the prayer ascends to heaven: “If only not to vomit .”
11. “How numb the neck!”
Another occupational injury affects the cervical spine. Whichever position you choose to avoid it is unlikely to succeed. You will kneel – while stimulating the lower part of the penis and scrotum, you will have to throw your head back. The partner will take a horizontal position – you will move the pigeon back and forth. It will sit on the edge of the couch – your chin will be pressed against the base of your neck.
12. “Don’t Forget the Testicles”
Without exception, all techniques of high-quality blowjob include a point on continuous stimulation of the testicles and perineum. The authors of the practical methods are 100% right. The partner reaches orgasm much faster when a scrotal massage is added to the suction . And if, in addition, lubricate your finger with lubricant and tickle the sphincter, the boyfriend will also purr with pleasure.
However, knowing the optimal sequence does not mean its implementation. Frenzied suction distracts from the testicles, you have to constantly remind yourself of their existence.
13. “How much saliva I have!”
Foreign objects in the oral cavity provoke profuse salivation. On the one hand, this phenomenon is wonderful – the partner’s piston slides like butter. On the other hand, the river of drooling irritates to the limit. The lover’s pubis is covered with natural liquid, it drips from the chin onto the girl’s chest. When performing the deep throat technique, it is almost impossible to swallow and even bed linen appears in the substance.
14. “One move of the teeth – and he is a eunuch”
A moment of feeling of boundless power over your boyfriend. Yes, you are on your knees, and he puts his genitals in your mouth, but you still remain the boss. One has only to bare sharp teeth and clench his jaw harder, as a guy from a full-fledged male turns into a shrieking representative of the third sex.
How many girls have ever thought of a plan of revenge for the wrongs inflicted, including forced castration. By the way, if a less radical version of punishment is not acceptable to you, then I strongly recommend postponing castration for an extra – intimate period. Everyone knows that ejaculation occurs due to the flow of blood to the corpus cavernosum of the penis. Any trauma inflicted on an excited partner can lead to severe bleeding and even death. Be vigilant and castrate offenders in an appropriate state of non-standing.
15. “What’s Robert Downey Jr.’s member ?”
Basically the name of Robert Downey is ml. you can cross out and write in another idol, the essence will be unchanged. Now men will call all women frivolous fools, but insults will not make us stop sighing for inaccessible princes.
Sometimes we represent recognized sex symbols in the place of the spouse, but guys are also not averse to admiring photographs of Scarlett Johansson in her underwear. So let them shove their dissatisfaction far away and do not interfere with thinking about Iron Man’s cock during a blowjob.
16. “I hope he likes it.”
Girls do n’t do fellazio out of great love for penises. First of all, they try to please the beloved man. It’s no wonder that damsels are worried about their partner’s impressions. It is important for us that the guy was satisfied with the stimulation and gave a score of 12 points on a 10-point scale.
17. “To swallow or not to swallow?”
A Shakespearean question. If you do not show outright disgust, then the fact of swallowing is not so significant. A very small number of men make a cult with their seminal fluid, although it is quite possible to meet a strange individual. Is your partner not an adherent of Eastern esoteric practices? – Then calm down, he absolutely sneeze what you do with the sperm.
18. “Well, when will he finish?”
The last thought unites millions of girls around the world. It doesn’t matter what language you speak and think, because during the blow job you count down the seconds until the final shot.